megan:)

rawrism: row row row your boat gently away from me

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:50:12 +0100

rawrism:

row row row your boat gently away from me

amoying: yogvrt: what if swag was pronounced swaj the swaj mahal

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:55:38 +0100

amoying:

yogvrt:

what if swag was pronounced swaj

the swaj mahal

pityreblogs: when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:55:22 +0100

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

flyawaymax: fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:26:03 +0100

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:25:26 +0100

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

puffymind: I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:25:23 +0100

puffymind:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:11:08 +0100

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:59:06 +0100

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:19:52 +0100

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:29:35 +0100

awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

balanchineballerina: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:24:16 +0100

balanchineballerina:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

AWWWWWW SO CUTEEE

mcporno: keep your eyes peeled

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:22:39 +0100

mcporno:

keep your eyes peeled

pleatedjeans: “My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:22:24 +0100

pleatedjeans:

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:21:55 +0100

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:21:46 +0100

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:16:44 +0100

claydols: who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattooif you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:16:28 +0100

claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed

I hate my friends

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:13:27 +0100

iwillmindfuckyou:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.

Cry

your friends are keepers

yanilavigne: (Quotes here)

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:25:54 +0100

yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

yanilavigne: (Quotes here)

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:16:53 +0100

yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)