dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

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starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

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rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

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There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes

ddarkahn:

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phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

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