How I draw them:
me and my twin brother were chilling out surfing the intranet and i was humming mambo number 5 in my head and then suddenly he said “MAMBO NUMBER 5” really loud and wow 10/10 would recommend having a twin
“oh Hot Dam, this is my jam” i say to Hot Dam. he was trying to steal my jam and i’m not going any further with this train wreck of a text post
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
Literally this. And if you don’t want to talk about it just say “Look, this is the jist of it, I’m mad right now, but we will talk about it.”
Don’t leave me hanging because I might cut the rope and freak out.
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy